Then in came the Clean Air Act which along with North Sea Gas removed the need for Household Chimneys and within a few years the lichens grew back on the roofs and the Grand City Buildings were scrubbed clean.
So in those far off days, long before the Environment had been invented, all those nasty smelly factories were closed down and the machinery sold to India and China
Today , as the sunshine bathes the Earth once again. some fool has just invented the Climate and claims that it is changing.
So what are we to do about it?
There is a secret plot underway, it seems, I wonder why the Government is handing out precious cash to entrepreneurs, who are coming to lag the loft - as I speak.
Perhaps when the evil Power Stations are closed down and the Taliban hold the Gas Hostage and Nimby prone windmills are never built we will be able to keep our homes warm using just our body heat.
Roll on the Ice Age
