For the Third Winter in a row the temperature has reached minus 6 'C
I truly believed in GLOBAL WARMING and filled my greenhouse with Bananas and Orange,Lime and Lemon trees.
I bought outdoor grapes too - dreaming all the time of treading my vintage - HUH!
What happened!
Someone, Somewhere, once the Hole-in-the-Ozone Layer Scam had provoked a Fridge scrappage scheme, decided we all had to get New, Improved, Ozone Friendly IceBoxes.
Then Climate Change bogeymen decided to scrap all the old bangers to prevent the CO2 overheating the planet.(Forgive me but isn't Carbon Dioxide heavier than air- or didn't I pay attention in Chemistry lessons ?)
But with Overarching Ambition these jokers decided to scrap the Mines, Steel Works and all other forms of productive work.
By now the rat is beginning to get very smelly - There is a game afoot - Wheels within wheels are sabotaging the world.
So tell the biggest lies in a big loud voice and no one will notice the Satellite data telling us there has been NO CHANGE