PALACE COUP?

PILOT

OK 007 PUSH!

Q has left the building

KING WILLIAM

Border Guard

Those Britons formerly known as the Gurkas could provide a ring of steel around these islands to prevent the Southern Hordes landing on our shores
But wouldnt it be a better idea to divert these 
adventurous ,seaborne, entrepreneurs

into the Armed Services before they are given Residency.
The French Foreign Legion have been doing this for decades!

"Under the terms of the French Foreign Legion, anyone, regardless of creed, colour, race, religion, after completing a 5year 'contract' has, as of right, the right to French citizenship, if so desired, but ABOVE ALL, the right to reside in France. A highly esteemed piece of legislation laid down in 1831 & stiil maintained to this day!"

So perhaps the Illegals want the softer option over here.

Bright Idea

This weeks bright idea!
Lets build a nuclear power station on top of the largest oilwell in the world!

Quelque cm de neige - ha! ha!

It is now the law to carry a warning triangle to alert road users.

Gritter lorries are struggling to find enough grit and salt

Snow chains are on sale in every autoshop on the Continent

So why not save vast amounts of grit and salt and human grief by making

snow chains

 easily available in the UK

Even if they are hung in the garage for 18 years they are always there just like the triangle and CarJack for emergencies

The Thames Barrier is scheduled to be used only once every 20 years so it seems that snow chains are, at least, in good company