PALACE COUP?

PILOT

OK 007 PUSH!

Q has left the building

KING WILLIAM

I read the news today Oh Boy!

Good news or is it?

I have carefully? put together this excellent video to reveal my true colours Beware 'tis gruesome!

Salvation!

Well that's all right then!
The Price you pay at the pump has gone DOWN - a few pennies!
What luxury! We can now afford to run the car again - the crisis is over!
What rubbish! The price is still astronomical and somewhere galaxical profits are being made but the sheep merely scent a bargain instead of a fleecing!

Alter Egoist - Bin Hiding!

It occured to me the other day, that instead of growing Santa whiskers, perhaps it might be a better idea to shave them all off and run for President!
It would be a cunning trick to merely change the letter but not the name.

No Escape!

My brother used to be enthralled by the superb design of a bridge on the [new] Preston bypass.
It was built in two halves, meeting in the centre to rest on a large roller.
Wonderfully simple but from this distant perspective possibly suspicious.
About the same time, on TV, Tracy Island, the home of International Rescue, whenever the Tracy brothersfired up the Thunderbirds, the hidden cave door swung open and two palm trees flattened. [Wallace and Grommit only had the pond flip over].
At the height of the Cold War the Preston bypass morphed into the M6 and the Motorway network.
These superhighways were really designed for jet fighters [there was little traffic in those far off days]. So could that little cantilevered bridge also be swung open in times of trouble - Who Knows?
The excellent Israeli motorways allow a General Mobilisation in 20 minutes!